State of the Union: Food Terrorism
By JULIETTE ROSSANT As President George W. Bush prepares for the 2006 State of the Union address, Superchefblog wondered: what is the State of our Food? Last year ended on a new lownote of terror-mongering in this country, with the pent-up story finally released by The New York Times due to publication of James Risen's new book, State of War. Five years after the fact, we finally know that the U.S. Government has been spying on us, its own citizens. Who picks up the check (so to speak) when the National Security Agency starts spying on you through Food? You laugh? Save your breath and wait until you get profiled by what you order up, because the check is on you (so to speak). After all, "you are what you eat," so there must be a Food Profile for terrorists, right? All the government has to do is get hold of your credit card history to check what food you've purchased and from where -- starting with those suspicious Arabs down on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn -- or your recent Open Table reservation. "Agent X, we seem to have come across an eating pattern similar to those of Osama Bin Laden...... "MY GOD! OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN NEW YOUR CITY!" the agent, concludes, remembering certain photos of Bin Laden. Next thing you know, the Department of Homeland Security has raised the national threat level from Yellow ("Elevated") to Red ("Severe") -- just what does that mean? -- and it's nine months under lock and key as a guest of Uncle Sam, courtesy of the Patriot Act. Then there are all those "foreign" chefs to worry about...... Austrian-born Wolfgang Puck has referred to his salmon and caviar pizza as his "Jew Pizza": does that make him anti-Israeli or even pro-Palestinian? It might be a tougher call than you think for an NSA agent to figure out: while Wolf's ex-wife and business partner, Barbara Lazaroff may be Jewish, his current squeeze Gelila Assifa is Ethiopian -- and we all know that Ethiopia's near-majority is Muslim (see CIA World Factbook). What about all that charity work -- any of Islamic charity? "We'd better check." And where do we start with all those French chefs -- because isn't France where those Muslim riots occurred last Fall?...... Or the Spanish chefs, with their proximity to Morocco and run-in with terrorism on 4/11? Did Superchefblog implicate Jose Andres (pictured above) last year by calling him a "mole" (see previous article)? If Uncle Sam as Big Brother (the George Orwell concept, not the UK or US television shows) doesn't grab you (literally), how about our own homegrown Food Terrorism? It's bad enough that the government cannot seem to decide which foods are good for you (remember the new Food Pyramid?) and which are not (remember the future's food science in Woody Allen's movie Sleeper?). Now, we've got vigilantes roaming the country in the guise of Political Correctness police. Such socio-political control is commonly thought to be limited to Muslim countries (in the form of mutawa`a), but apparently PETA and associated organizations feel differently, starting with the Foie Gras War (see latest article and especially "Foie Gras War: Voodoo and Vigilantes"). The legislation against on foie gras producers and consumers in Washington (state), California, Illinois, and New York is disheartening. Some chefs have spoken out strongly against the bans, but too many others are swayed by faulty science, scare tactics and misinformation by the eco-terrorists pursuing these bans. If a product is USDA grade and safe for humans, consumers should have the right to eat what they choose. Legislation needs to be channeled toward proper food labeling and inspection, so that consumers can be forewarned and stil have the right to choose. Bans are for things like cigarettes, which cause health problems not only for smokers but, more importantly, second-hand smokers. Food rules lead to food police and that leads to gray mush on a paper plate. If we made rules about what we are allowed to eat and what is forbidden, the world would be a pretty dull place.One highlight from last year arose from a lowpoint in the form of chefs and restaurateurs who rallied to aid victims of Hurricane Katrina and other associated disasters. Cat Cora's Chefs for Humanity has continued to be particularly active in helping victims. And Cat Cora also won the popular vote for Superchefblog's nationwide readers' poll to help get the first woman ever selected as executive chef at the White House -- and now Cris Comerford is both our first woman and first minority chef there (see our complete coverage).In other news, Food Reality TV continued to crank out new, formulaic shows that teach little and fail to win audience loyalty like Emeril Lagasse. Chefs continue to thrive and expand their businesses. And the number of Super Chefs are expanding -- stay tuned for profiles of new Super Chefs coming during 2006. Super chefs: Emeril Lagasse Wolfgang Puck Previous articles: [Chefs & Politics - complete coverage] [White House - complete coverage] [Food Television - complete coverage] Technorati Tags: superchefblog, Juliette Rossant, super chef, celebrities, chefs, food, restaurants, cooking, branding, cuisine, blogging, food blogging --> back to superchefblog |